Introducing the guys who invented metrosexuality, Lavar & Giorgio. These two highly refined Afro-Americans are 80's social celebrities that became rich and famous for no apparant reason. They are fashoinistas, creative romance specialists and the papparazzis best friends. This couple of pretty young things aren't gay but they are happy to spread love in the most attractive way possible. Lavar & Giorgio are fine as hell plus they are... the Love Niggas!Lavar is t
he epitome of good looking. He is so self consious of his looks that you only see him on what he considers his good side. He has a personal relationship with most of the worlds top fashion designers and often provides insight to them on what the next trend will be. Lavar has a singing voice that can melt the clothes right off of any lady. When his slight symptoms of personal hygiene OCD began to show, look out because he's liable to do a complete overhaul.Giorgio is a professional ladies man somewhere in between a pimp and a casanova. His romance magnet is so stro
ng that he has even coverted a couple of lesbians to heterosexuality. They were literally a couple, he had a threesome with them but they became so jealous of each other he had to promise to spend equal time with each after he broke up the catfight. Giorgio is a collector of rare and expensive things, a master chef, a lotion expert, a shoeologist, and the first man to have the creases in his slacks professionally stitched in. It has never looked so easy being so cool and Giorgio does it well.Expect the unexpected as the fabulous adventures of this pampered pair are posted here in the weeks. Guaranteed laughs but at their expense. **As a parental guide, I must warn you that most of the material will be PG-17 Young Adult humor. Also, if you are easily offended by the use of the words "nigga", "ass", "poosy", "scrotum sacks" or "titties" well then you might want to reconsider indulging in this hilarous comic strip. Oh well, your loss. **
Thanks and long live the Love Niggas.
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